








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2084 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1989 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1102 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,543 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruhnugget | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | sppmorris | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Bob | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | revenge killer | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | theasianjasper | 44% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | theasianjasper | 44% | 122 |
| #6 | Chou Tzuyu | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | bomboclaat gaming | 41% | 133 |
| #8 | zipf | 39% | 51 |
| #9 | picklepower24 | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | 19 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | bomboclaat gaming | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | picklepower24 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | theasianjasper | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | revenge killer | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bomboclaat gaming | 578 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | theasianjasper | 458 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | picklepower24 | 185 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | zipf | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | revenge killer | 88 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruhnugget | +1.47 | 40 | 37 |
| #2 | theasianjasper | +1.22 | 52 | 82 |
| #3 | Bob | +0.31 | 65 | 25 |
| #4 | revenge killer | +0.19 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | picklepower24 | +0.04 | 72 | 65 |





