








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 916 | 28% |
| Smokes | 896 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 671 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 804 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,119 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spin To Win | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Late | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Jarskiboi | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | Kinkkupitsa | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Jamal | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Late | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Jarskiboi | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | Kinkkupitsa | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | Jamal | 35% | 23 |
| #6 | Taikaneekeri | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinkkupitsa | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Jarskiboi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Jamal | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinkkupitsa | 181 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jarskiboi | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Late | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jamal | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Spin To Win | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinkkupitsa | +1.60 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | Taikaneekeri | +1.04 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | Jamal | -0.35 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | Björn Wahlroos | -0.38 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Jarskiboi | -0.42 | 44 | 40 |





