








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 249 | 10% |
| Smokes | 446 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 898 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 991 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,266 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MillieWillyGamer | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Manosaki | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | LuckyLuke | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Skillerone | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Prettige Pikpap | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Prettige Pikpap | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | BOT Gizmoo | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | Jaro | 53% | 96 |
| #8 | Jecky | 52% | 61 |
| #9 | Artaxion | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Jaro | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Prettige Pikpap | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Manosaki | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MillieWillyGamer | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jecky | 226 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jaro | 221 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | BOT Gizmoo | 61 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Skillerone | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Manosaki | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaro | +3.65 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Jecky | +2.97 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | Skillerone | +1.01 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | BOT Gizmoo | +0.19 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | Manosaki | -0.88 | 81 | 49 |





