








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2006 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2071 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1789 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1663 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,777 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | RamboNegev- | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | G-Erik | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | Itua | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | HyperThrill | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Грегориус VII | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | peekske | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Forsaken | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Itua | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Raccoon | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Грегориус VII | 245 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Itua | 238 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Raccoon | 192 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | arnov | 110 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | G-Erik | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-Erik | +2.53 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | arnov | +2.46 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | Br0therr | +2.45 | 93 | 65 |
| #4 | Itua | +2.23 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | Forsaken | +0.46 | 70 | 60 |





