








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Wingman | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11655 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8961 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6674 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8476 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,140,989 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1031 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuhHero | 61% | 85 |
| #2 | ✪J. | 54% | 151 |
| #3 | seи | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | Rooss | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Jonboy | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rooss | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Jonboy | 51% | 93 |
| #6 | GeT_RiGhT | 48% | 73 |
| #7 | cheese¡ | 46% | 52 |
| #8 | Dream | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪J. | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | cheese¡ | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Rooss | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | seи | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪J. | 407 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | GeT_RiGhT | 373 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dream | 326 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jonboy | 253 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | cheese¡ | 197 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | +1.50 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | seи | +1.20 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | cheese¡ | +1.11 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | Rooss | +0.89 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | GeT_RiGhT | +0.81 | 79 | 62 |





