








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 897 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4143 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3403 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1894 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2031 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,798,731 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seи | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | DuhHero | 67% | 51 |
| #3 | the midmeister | 61% | 67 |
| #4 | GeT_RiGhT | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | Saint STUD | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | SchifferPro | 52% | 29 |
| #13 | cheese¡ | 50% | 30 |
| #14 | black | 50% | 46 |
| #15 | uncle | 48% | 29 |
| #16 | aubbby | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | 28 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | the midmeister | 19 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Rooss | 16 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | GeT_RiGhT | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | black | 7 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solus | 810 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | Dream | 643 | 0.30 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jonboy | 568 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | GeT_RiGhT | 509 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #5 | the midmeister | 273 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t.tv/SvenInADen | +3.48 | 90 | 40 |
| #2 | seи | +2.66 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | GeT_RiGhT | +1.93 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | the midmeister | +1.91 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | Saint STUD | +1.44 | 72 | 52 |





