








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 432 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6059 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4590 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4090 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5528 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,628 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snorkle dirt VII | 70% | 73 |
| #2 | -Rippi- | 63% | 73 |
| #3 | aldo | 63% | 162 |
| #4 | Jake | 63% | 219 |
| #5 | Nikushimi[ILOVEBEABADOOBEE] | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ilia | 59% | 82 |
| #7 | -fr0stbyte | 58% | 423 |
| #8 | xAlpha | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | CHKEMI | 52% | 52 |
| #10 | world champ 슈퍼 좋은 1 위 | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | snorkle dirt VII | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Jake | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | CHKEMI | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ilia | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | 2461 | 0.27 | 76 min |
| #2 | Jake | 635 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | aldo | 599 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | ilia | 465 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #5 | snorkle dirt VII | 207 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | +3.11 | 82 | 84 |
| #2 | snorkle dirt VII | +1.71 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | aldo | +1.32 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | -Rippi- | +0.90 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | world champ 슈퍼 좋은 1 위 | +0.39 | 66 | 53 |





