








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 321 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3248 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2938 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4508 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3266 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,863 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwanUλv | 750 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | johnismagic | 264 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | -fr0stbyte | 206 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | fabregas | 200 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | うずまきナルト | 198 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Rippi- | +3.00 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | -fr0stbyte | +1.99 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | SwanUλv | +1.80 | 46 | 65 |
| #4 | johnismagic | +0.41 | 83 | 60 |
| #5 | うずまきナルト | +0.04 | 42 | 53 |





