








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 386 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9290 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5170 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4716 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5609 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,905 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | 61% | 100 |
| #2 | aldo | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | johnismagic | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | -fr0stbyte | 58% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | 61% | 100 |
| #2 | aldo | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | johnismagic | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | -fr0stbyte | 58% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | -fr0stbyte | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | johnismagic | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | 820 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| #2 | Jake | 410 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | johnismagic | 278 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | aldo | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | +3.42 | 81 | 85 |
| #2 | aldo | +1.36 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Jake | +0.94 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | ilia | +0.31 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | johnismagic | -0.10 | 85 | 64 |





