








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1377 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




186 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14700 | 25% |
| Smokes | 14849 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 13645 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 16340 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,563,241 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnismagic | 63% | 219 |
| #2 | snorkle dirt VII | 62% | 215 |
| #3 | ilia | 61% | 100 |
| #4 | -fr0stbyte | 61% | 408 |
| #5 | aldo | 60% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ilia | 61% | 100 |
| #4 | -fr0stbyte | 61% | 408 |
| #5 | aldo | 60% | 171 |
| #6 | argy#25/8 | 58% | 168 |
| #7 | Xan Frank | 53% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xan Frank | 34 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | snorkle dirt VII | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | argy#25/8 | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | -fr0stbyte | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | ilia | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | 2288 | 0.26 | 69 min |
| #2 | snorkle dirt VII | 762 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | johnismagic | 674 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | aldo | 617 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | Xan Frank | 538 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fr0stbyte | +2.84 | 81 | 84 |
| #2 | Jake | +1.55 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | aldo | +1.15 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | snorkle dirt VII | +0.42 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Xan Frank | +0.26 | 64 | 57 |





