








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3822 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3573 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1503 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2652 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $985,181 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rocky | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | saNiia | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Bear | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | Euka | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | Dangstar | 49% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 45% | 120 |
| #8 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | Günther | 40% | 52 |
| #10 | Miztor | 30% | 40 |
| #11 | KrypZ | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RudiRusel | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Günther | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Euka | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Dangstar | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | 716 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | RudiRusel | 442 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dangstar | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Euka | 130 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wunderhorn von Glanziboy | +3.13 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | M/\RCËLINHO91 | +2.27 | 85 | 78 |
| #3 | Euka | +1.32 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | saNiia | +0.98 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | Rocky | +0.79 | 79 | 68 |





