








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1806 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1239 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1342 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1273 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,437 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noggenfogger | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Tills | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | wyan | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | SHINNERS13 | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Tills | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | wyan | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | SHINNERS13 | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | aero | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 242 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Noggenfogger | 145 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | wyan | 66 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | SHINNERS13 | 47 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boomservice | +0.97 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | SHINNERS13 | +0.72 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | wyan | +0.35 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | +0.01 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | Tills | -0.30 | 84 | 63 |





