








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 355 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5073 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5821 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5285 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,432,555 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finncy | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 60% | 108 |
| #3 | Texic | 58% | 83 |
| #4 | K1ngSh4rk | 57% | 65 |
| #5 | LordChew | 56% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Just-In | 47% | 55 |
| #12 | bb | dadusk | 43% | 44 |
| #13 | Delaever | 43% | 131 |
| #14 | ÙwÚ | 42% | 50 |
| #15 | tnuc | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Texic | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Delaever | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 1321 | 0.20 | 43 min |
| #2 | bb | Timonator | 803 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | Delaever | 428 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | clippy | 287 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Texic | 226 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | +4.35 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | +4.22 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | tnuc | +3.63 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | Texic | +1.43 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | bb | Timonator | +1.30 | 56 | 66 |





