








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3039 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4939 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2641 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4714 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,067,065 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | bb | Timonator | 54% | 168 |
| #3 | leonlefox | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | LordChew | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Bundigande | BB | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | K1ngSh4rk | 45% | 44 |
| #12 | Texic | 45% | 73 |
| #13 | bb | dadusk | 41% | 181 |
| #14 | Finncy | 40% | 158 |
| #15 | ÙwÚ | 39% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | leonlefox | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | bb | dadusk | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ÙwÚ | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Finncy | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 1007 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | bb | Timonator | 503 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | leonlefox | 470 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Marshal223 | 454 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #5 | Delaever | 453 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tnuc | +5.26 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Bundigande | BB | +5.01 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | +4.19 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | +2.58 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | Delaever | +2.45 | 62 | 74 |





