








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5916 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6081 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4075 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5188 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,171 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | RflX | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Texic | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | C0L1N_ | 52% | 119 |
| #5 | ZoraxDave | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Finncy | 43% | 116 |
| #14 | leonlefox | 43% | 131 |
| #15 | Just-In | 42% | 64 |
| #16 | bb | dadusk | 41% | 212 |
| #17 | ÙwÚ | 37% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ÙwÚ | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Texic | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | bb | dadusk | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | leonlefox | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 490 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Marshal223 | 397 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | RflX | 358 | 0.51 | 11 min |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | 332 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | leonlefox | 279 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | +5.29 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | tnuc | +4.64 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | +4.47 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | ZoraxDave | +2.45 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | bb | Timonator | +1.21 | 54 | 62 |





