








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2484 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4979 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4834 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,184 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 54% | 98 |
| #3 | LordChew | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | Texic | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | bb | Timonator | 52% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Finncy | 48% | 131 |
| #11 | clippy | 47% | 212 |
| #12 | Delaever | 44% | 64 |
| #13 | bb | dadusk | 40% | 67 |
| #14 | ÙwÚ | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | leonlefox | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Texic | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | clippy | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | bb | dadusk | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0L1N_ | 1170 | 0.25 | 37 min |
| #2 | bb | Timonator | 626 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | leonlefox | 560 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | clippy | 405 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | RflX | 254 | 0.44 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | +8.74 | 93 | 79 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | +5.28 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | tnuc | +4.61 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | +2.67 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | Texic | +2.32 | 64 | 47 |





