








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1027 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8946 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8298 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6494 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6197 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,037 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 750 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 60% | 121 |
| #2 | bb | Timonator | 56% | 373 |
| #3 | LordChew | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | tnuc | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | K1ngSh4rk | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Finncy | 48% | 105 |
| #12 | Marshal223 | 45% | 51 |
| #13 | Bundigande | BB | 42% | 55 |
| #14 | ÙwÚ | 40% | 99 |
| #15 | bb | dadusk | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leonlefox | 27 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Texic | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | ÙwÚ | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bb | Timonator | 1050 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | leonlefox | 715 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Texic | 405 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Delaever | 404 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | clippy | 337 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tnuc | +4.85 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ᴘʀᴏxᴛɴ™ | +4.40 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | +4.01 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | bb | Timonator | +1.78 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | Texic | +0.72 | 66 | 46 |





