








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3194 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6576 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5241 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5878 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,237,025 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CM-R8kt_1shot | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Tjalfii CZ "Slava Ukraini" | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ⚡ RushC | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | [LL]Devil Dog | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KBhavner | +6.27 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | +3.24 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +2.64 | 11 | 47 |
| #4 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +2.52 | 44 | 38 |
| #5 | snaXteRs ツ | +2.31 | 62 | 31 |





