








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 283 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1401 | 3% |
| Smokes | 4706 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 27702 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 18528 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,414,970 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoulderGrabber | 46% | 167 |
| #2 | KBhavner | 38% | 105 |
| #3 | [LL]Devil Dog | 37% | 223 |
| #4 | CM-R8kt_1shot | 36% | 499 |
| #5 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | 34% | 680 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KBhavner | +8.86 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +2.82 | 10 | 44 |
| #3 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +2.03 | 48 | 32 |
| #4 | [LL]Devil Dog | +1.98 | 13 | 24 |
| #5 | SEBtor | +0.86 | 15 | 57 |





