








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 443 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 263 | 3% |
| Smokes | 5218 | 69% |
| HE Grenades | 317 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1742 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,781,219 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LL]Devil Dog | 40% | 177 |
| #2 | BoulderGrabber | 40% | 113 |
| #3 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | 39% | 418 |
| #4 | brumbas | 39% | 90 |
| #5 | ⚡ Sᴇɴsᴇɪ ツ | 38% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | jan374 | 33% | 140 |
| #12 | SEBtor | 32% | 246 |
| #13 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | 31% | 67 |
| #14 | Tjalfii CZ "Slava Ukraini" | 31% | 547 |
| #15 | paceman | 26% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | +4.00 | 33 | 66 |
| #2 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +2.90 | 10 | 44 |
| #3 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +1.80 | 48 | 33 |
| #4 | brumbas | +1.37 | 33 | 53 |
| #5 | [LL]Devil Dog | +0.95 | 13 | 23 |





