








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 461 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 297 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6661 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6560 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5156 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5096 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,328,586 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoulderGrabber | 52% | 116 |
| #2 | [LL]Devil Dog | 48% | 261 |
| #3 | snaXteRs ツ | 46% | 138 |
| #4 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | 46% | 200 |
| #5 | ツFerrari_peek_dkツ | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjalfii CZ "Slava Ukraini" | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | [LL]Devil Dog | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | BoulderGrabber | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | snaXteRs ツ | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒮𝓃☃𝓌𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃 | +1.77 | 41 | 66 |
| #2 | ⒼⓊⓂⒷⒶⓈ | +1.54 | 48 | 32 |
| #3 | CM-R8kt_1shot | +1.20 | 11 | 43 |
| #4 | snaXteRs ツ | +1.06 | 54 | 38 |
| #5 | SEBtor | +0.16 | 14 | 56 |





