








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2411 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2451 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1595 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1846 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,745 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rimuru | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Ҳ ™ | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | ScoobX | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ShaanJ | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | aang | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | aang | 58% | 43 |
| #6 | ULTRA EGO! | 57% | 21 |
| #7 | ap0zen | 55% | 33 |
| #8 | M0B | 53% | 15 |
| #9 | dv8 | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aang | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | dv8 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ULTRA EGO! | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Rimuru | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Ҳ ™ | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aang | 283 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #2 | ap0zen | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | dv8 | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rimuru | 85 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | ULTRA EGO! | 70 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rimuru | +2.89 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | ap0zen | +1.70 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | ShaanJ | +1.58 | 80 | 76 |
| #4 | netkey | +1.01 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | dv8 | +0.58 | 75 | 54 |





