








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1463 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $318,158 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | netkey | 55% | 33 |
| #9 | dv8 | 53% | 79 |
| #10 | aang | 53% | 74 |
| #11 | Shinto | 47% | 17 |
| #12 | MY PLEASURE | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aang | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | netkey | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ULTRA EGO! | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Rimuru | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | Shinto | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aang | 370 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Roblox gunslinger | 169 | 0.43 | 5 min |
| #3 | dv8 | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | netkey | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | ULTRA EGO! | 88 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ULTRA EGO! | +1.81 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | dReam | +1.71 | 52 | 73 |
| #3 | Rimuru | +1.47 | 92 | 59 |
| #4 | dirtyworks | +1.34 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | ap0zen | +1.31 | 84 | 57 |





