








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 972 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 258 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3261 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3549 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2538 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3801 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,113,506 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | Karza | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | dv8 | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | Ghost_Wraith | 67% | 84 |
| #5 | aang | 66% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungents | 376 | 0.39 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | 330 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | aang | 236 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #4 | Karza | 229 | 0.41 | 8 min |
| #5 | Ω | 187 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tramel | +2.83 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Rimuru | +2.81 | 90 | 48 |
| #3 | Ghost_Wraith | +1.77 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | Pungents | +1.34 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | dv8 | +1.20 | 75 | 53 |





