








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 2,376 | |
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1631 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1459 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1168 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,460 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeastWTB | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Bukhavez | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | lau's | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Xywzz | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Borsty | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | iAvocado | 53% | 19 |
| #8 | RasmusAS | 50% | 26 |
| #9 | blAmse | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | Zaq | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | xdpiratmanden * 3F | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borsty | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | RasmusAS | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | blAmse | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | BeastWTB | 4 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Zaq | 3 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blAmse | 110 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Borsty | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Xywzz | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | iAvocado | 74 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | RasmusAS | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KralleJ | +4.58 | 94 | 74 |
| #2 | Botman | +1.83 | 93 | 68 |
| #3 | Bukhavez | +1.83 | 87 | 70 |
| #4 | lau's | +1.81 | 98 | 57 |
| #5 | Borsty | +1.34 | 84 | 58 |





