








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 718 | 27% |
| Smokes | 646 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 667 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 624 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,414 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vex | 51% | 59 |
| #2 | FROCER | 51% | 61 |
| #3 | Foxo | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 49% | 68 |
| #5 | -LMS- | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FROCER | 51% | 61 |
| #3 | Foxo | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 49% | 68 |
| #5 | -LMS- | 46% | 100 |
| #6 | OuttaNowhere | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -LMS- | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Foxo | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Vex | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -LMS- | 294 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Foxo | 291 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | FROCER | 184 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vex | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 23 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FROCER | +2.71 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Foxo | +2.27 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | +1.90 | 86 | 34 |
| #4 | -LMS- | -1.52 | 52 | 72 |
| #5 | (Un)Luckyyy | -1.87 | 45 | 60 |





