








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5144 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4655 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3142 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5017 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,462 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CzarKel | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Shadowman on the hill | 57% | 79 |
| #3 | ArmoredHarp | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | SL1CK | 56% | 148 |
| #5 | Ashton | 54% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmoredHarp | +5.60 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | solus | +2.47 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Shadowman on the hill | +2.18 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Ashton | +1.16 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | SL1CK | +0.53 | 79 | 58 |





