








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13559 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8287 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9869 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10686 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,641,633 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnlyScouts | 69% | 129 |
| #2 | SL1CK | 60% | 195 |
| #3 | ArmoredHarp | 59% | 393 |
| #4 | Shadowman on the hill | 58% | 86 |
| #5 | Ruttsu | 54% | 377 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmoredHarp | 129 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | trash | 25 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | SL1CK | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Ashton | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | teretzion | 11 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruttsu | 1384 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | ArmoredHarp | 1332 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #3 | Ashton | 1010 | 0.29 | 27 min |
| #4 | SL1CK | 538 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | Mez | 416 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmoredHarp | +5.96 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | solus | +3.13 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Shadowman on the hill | +2.05 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Ashton | +0.87 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | SL1CK | +0.55 | 79 | 57 |





