








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5388 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7015 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3473 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5207 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,574 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solus | 58% | 86 |
| #2 | Ashton | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Ruttsu | 57% | 79 |
| #4 | SL1CK | 54% | 65 |
| #5 | George Lopez | 52% | 331 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George Lopez | 1992 | 0.31 | 43 min |
| #2 | Ruttsu | 408 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ashton | 342 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #4 | Scuzuma | 303 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | solus | 267 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowman on the hill | +6.90 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | solus | +1.92 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | SL1CK | +0.12 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Ashton | -0.04 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | Ruttsu | -1.90 | 71 | 68 |





