








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6904 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5319 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1705 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 4847 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,944,005 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevinzback | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | pierre | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 50% | 104 |
| #5 | Framton Nuttel | 50% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Vince | 43% | 141 |
| #14 | Gwop | 42% | 89 |
| #15 | xsibord | 40% | 68 |
| #16 | Tpc | 39% | 138 |
| #17 | spectreL | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | griddy hitter 9000 | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Gwop | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Kevinzback | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Framton Nuttel | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 573 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Vince | 527 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | mr worldwide | 467 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Frames | 387 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | Tpc | 326 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +3.19 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | Kevinzback | +1.90 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Frames | +1.89 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +1.85 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | spectreL | +1.09 | 62 | 51 |





