








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3112 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2187 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2855 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,105,665 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | pierre | 43% | 136 |
| #10 | Kek | 41% | 27 |
| #11 | xsibord | 39% | 84 |
| #12 | griddy hitter 9000 | 39% | 85 |
| #13 | Virginia Beach | 38% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 38 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Virginia Beach | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | pierre | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Bubbz | 9 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 951 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | Charels | 717 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #3 | lucky | 381 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | pierre | 324 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 303 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kek | +3.93 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +3.44 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | lucky | +2.00 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Framton Nuttel | +0.86 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | Allock | -0.19 | 71 | 45 |





