








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8489 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7846 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5227 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6893 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,513 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allock | 54% | 78 |
| #2 | Kek | 54% | 99 |
| #3 | ehopk80 | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | Charels | 49% | 175 |
| #5 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 48% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Framton Nuttel | 45% | 274 |
| #9 | xsibord | 44% | 159 |
| #10 | Bubbz | 43% | 42 |
| #11 | griddy hitter 9000 | 42% | 122 |
| #12 | Virginia Beach | 35% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Framton Nuttel | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Kek | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Virginia Beach | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Charels | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | griddy hitter 9000 | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charels | 908 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kek | 454 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | Framton Nuttel | 426 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | lucky | 255 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | xsibord | 250 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kek | +3.34 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +3.02 | 71 | 78 |
| #3 | lucky | +0.93 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | Framton Nuttel | +0.54 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | Allock | -0.47 | 70 | 48 |





