








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 489 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4880 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4629 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6384 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5356 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,737,077 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenie | 48% | 61 |
| #2 | Herraviiksi | 48% | 80 |
| #3 | Suomirambo | 46% | 127 |
| #4 | naMu | 46% | 260 |
| #5 | Jarski | 45% | 464 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | cc | 44% | 510 |
| #7 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 42% | 342 |
| #8 | frs | 42% | 132 |
| #9 | Por1lainen | 41% | 32 |
| #10 | Kakefuri | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | 37 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | cc | 27 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 18 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | naMu | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Suomirambo | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 2842 | 0.26 | 86 min |
| #2 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 1798 | 0.24 | 53 min |
| #3 | Jarski | 1445 | 0.14 | 38 min |
| #4 | naMu | 853 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #5 | Suomirambo | 611 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | +3.09 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Herraviiksi | +1.78 | 50 | 74 |
| #3 | Greenie | +1.73 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | frs | +0.88 | 70 | 75 |
| #5 | Suomirambo | +0.22 | 36 | 76 |





