








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8774 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5999 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5167 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4475 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,554,783 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenie | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | Suomirambo | 51% | 114 |
| #3 | Jarski | 45% | 485 |
| #4 | naMu | 43% | 281 |
| #5 | cc | 43% | 496 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | cc | 43% | 496 |
| #6 | puikale | 42% | 342 |
| #7 | Kakefuri | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | frs | 41% | 90 |
| #9 | Herraviiksi | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 32 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Jarski | 32 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | naMu | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | puikale | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | frs | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 2853 | 0.27 | 88 min |
| #2 | Jarski | 1517 | 0.15 | 39 min |
| #3 | naMu | 1031 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #4 | puikale | 793 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #5 | Suomirambo | 617 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | +3.03 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Herraviiksi | +1.34 | 54 | 72 |
| #3 | Greenie | +1.02 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | frs | +1.01 | 67 | 74 |
| #5 | Kakefuri | +0.91 | 47 | 80 |





