








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2823 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2564 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2013 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,256 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kakefuri | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | naMu | 55% | 88 |
| #3 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 51% | 114 |
| #4 | Greenie | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | cc | 49% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jarski | 49% | 176 |
| #7 | puikale | 46% | 127 |
| #8 | frs | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | Herraviiksi | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | takajalka | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Jarski | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | naMu | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | takajalka | 3 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 977 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 607 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jarski | 527 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | naMu | 294 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | puikale | 289 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | +3.07 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Herraviiksi | +2.16 | 55 | 78 |
| #3 | Kakefuri | +1.45 | 50 | 78 |
| #4 | Greenie | +1.03 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | naMu | +0.15 | 36 | 72 |





