








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 763 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 319 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9900 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8627 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9984 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7584 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,737,618 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2805 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenie | 52% | 91 |
| #2 | Por1lainen | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Suomirambo | 49% | 192 |
| #4 | frs | 48% | 241 |
| #5 | Herraviiksi | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jarski | 46% | 716 |
| #7 | naMu | 45% | 438 |
| #8 | puikale | 44% | 510 |
| #9 | Kakefuri | 44% | 59 |
| #10 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 43% | 496 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | 53 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 29 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | naMu | 29 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | puikale | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Suomirambo | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 2581 | 0.24 | 75 min |
| #2 | Jarski | 2142 | 0.14 | 55 min |
| #3 | naMu | 1487 | 0.16 | 45 min |
| #4 | puikale | 1131 | 0.10 | 32 min |
| #5 | Suomirambo | 955 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarski | +2.94 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | Greenie | +1.63 | 48 | 58 |
| #3 | Herraviiksi | +1.13 | 49 | 74 |
| #4 | frs | +0.73 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | Kakefuri | +0.41 | 48 | 77 |





