








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 640 matches | ||
| Wingman | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5278 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4969 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5173 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4671 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,209,231 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Difigiano | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | Nuckler | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | Smurfyyy | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 49% | 198 |
| #5 | DrΓΌckeberger | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nuckler | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | Smurfyyy | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 49% | 198 |
| #5 | DrΓΌckeberger | 45% | 66 |
| #6 | [AiR] 9Milli | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 88 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | DrΓΌckeberger | 22 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | [AiR] 9Milli | 15 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | Nuckler | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Smurfyyy | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 784 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | DrΓΌckeberger | 398 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #3 | Smurfyyy | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nuckler | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | [AiR] 9Milli | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry | +1.81 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Smurfyyy | +1.78 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | +0.32 | 67 | 80 |
| #4 | DrΓΌckeberger | +0.08 | 78 | 86 |
| #5 | Nuckler | -0.63 | 65 | 68 |





