








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1379 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1080 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1108 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,737 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | 52 | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | ouibri | 58% | 92 |
| #4 | gaz.g | 56% | 61 |
| #5 | abom | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gaz.g | 56% | 61 |
| #5 | abom | 55% | 29 |
| #6 | ZADEY_VAL TTV | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | my drilla | 53% | 15 |
| #8 | Dolphinio | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouibri | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaz.g | 219 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | ouibri | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | abom | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZADEY_VAL TTV | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | 52 | 58 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | +5.75 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | 52 | +2.82 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | LolograМ | +2.34 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | ZADEY_VAL TTV | +1.64 | 86 | 67 |
| #5 | gaz.g | -0.63 | 68 | 67 |





