








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3163 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3028 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1425 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2710 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,039 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peekske | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | FerSen | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Wetenschapper Wout | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | ALOppAA | 60% | 72 |
| #5 | Luukebaas | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flare | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Blushue | 7 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Shinpaii | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | ALOppAA | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | peekske | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flare | 554 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | ALOppAA | 291 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | FerSen | 110 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shinpaii | 86 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | peekske | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flare | +2.26 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Wetenschapper Wout | +1.80 | 93 | 51 |
| #3 | Jlow | +1.58 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | ALOppAA | +1.52 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | FerSen | +1.04 | 68 | 75 |





