








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 851 | 28% |
| Smokes | 646 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 763 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 736 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,547 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fowlz | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Flare | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Luukebaas | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Jlow | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ALOppAA | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Luukebaas | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Jlow | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ALOppAA | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | FerSen | 53% | 15 |
| #7 | zwizu. | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jlow | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALOppAA | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | FerSen | 75 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Luukebaas | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flare | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fowlz | 36 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fowlz | +5.92 | 85 | 78 |
| #2 | Shinpaii | +3.69 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | Jlow | +1.13 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | Flare | +0.75 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | zwizu. | +0.49 | 74 | 10 |





