








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2230 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2300 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2345 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2535 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,567 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pansku25 | 59% | 104 |
| #2 | spunky | 57% | 131 |
| #3 | COMMUNISTSLAYER69 | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | LuQ | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | leska | 52% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | VanrVal | 52% | 27 |
| #7 | Oskujxhhi | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | Kerma | 48% | 29 |
| #9 | lerpahdus | 32% | 19 |
| #10 | Tsuppi | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leska | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | spunky | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | LuQ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Oskujxhhi | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | lerpahdus | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spunky | 361 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | leska | 356 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pansku25 | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | LuQ | 140 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Oskujxhhi | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nags | +2.80 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | spunky | +1.78 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Oskujxhhi | +1.11 | 87 | 51 |
| #4 | COMMUNISTSLAYER69 | +0.51 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | Kerma | -0.79 | 67 | 57 |





