








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2809 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3137 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3187 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2337 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,076 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COMMUNISTSLAYER69 | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | nags | 57% | 131 |
| #3 | Pansku25 | 55% | 192 |
| #4 | leska | 53% | 191 |
| #5 | LuQ | 51% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | leska | 53% | 191 |
| #5 | LuQ | 51% | 214 |
| #6 | nags | 50% | 64 |
| #7 | purple | 49% | 55 |
| #8 | Tsuppi | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leska | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | LuQ | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Pansku25 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | nags | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | nags | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leska | 654 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Pansku25 | 346 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | nags | 321 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | LuQ | 252 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | nags | 170 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purple | +3.77 | 66 | 69 |
| #2 | nags | +3.20 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | nags | +2.64 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | spunky | +0.95 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | COMMUNISTSLAYER69 | +0.24 | 73 | 50 |





