








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 705 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9194 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10700 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9242 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8295 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,609 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1tcheR | 51% | 476 |
| #2 | enz | 50% | 294 |
| #3 | bikebotdogboi | 49% | 709 |
| #4 | Notschi | 48% | 678 |
| #5 | XMinem | 47% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Notschi | 3568 | 0.24 | 77 min |
| #2 | w1tcheR | 2475 | 0.24 | 60 min |
| #3 | bikebotdogboi | 2241 | 0.15 | 47 min |
| #4 | enz | 789 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #5 | XMinem | 375 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1tcheR | +2.64 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | Cr4sh | +1.75 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | bikebotdogboi | +1.30 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | Notschi | +0.28 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | enz | -0.10 | 75 | 59 |





