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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 578 | 23% |
| Smokes | 759 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 481 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,538 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dangerous | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Daiya | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Cennie | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Syret | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | The Devil | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nrwls | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | 0% aim 100% rage | 20% | 5 |
| #8 | Darkness | 20% | 5 |
| #9 | Devil of the Dark | 14% | 7 |
| #10 | Me | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cennie | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | The Devil | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Daiya | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Syret | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Devil | 315 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | Syret | 164 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Daiya | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Cennie | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Devil of the Dark | 34 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dangerous | +2.46 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | 0% aim 100% rage | +0.86 | 46 | 19 |
| #3 | The Devil | +0.58 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | tgm-mcl | -0.25 | 38 | 55 |
| #5 | Devil of the Dark | -0.25 | 56 | 64 |





