








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 185 | 18% |
| Smokes | 206 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 382 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 260 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,116 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleno⭕⃤ | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Butter Dog | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | yaNkee :R | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | Batman #Back | 39% | 28 |
| #5 | Senshi | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Geralt der Ficker von Riva | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Henroo | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | SΔKURΔ | 32% | 28 |
| #9 | The Hoover | 17% | 6 |
| #10 | capslockDANIEL | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senshi | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | SΔKURΔ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senshi | 60 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | yaNkee :R | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Batman #Back | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | SΔKURΔ | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Butter Dog | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNkee :R | +4.51 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | Geralt der Ficker von Riva | +2.23 | 56 | 41 |
| #3 | SΔKURΔ | +0.39 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Batman #Back | -1.25 | 54 | 72 |
| #5 | Senshi | -1.63 | 58 | 58 |





