








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 235 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3617 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5053 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4685 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4457 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,452 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SΔKURΔ | 51% | 222 |
| #2 | yaNkee :R | 50% | 272 |
| #3 | The Hoover | 45% | 139 |
| #4 | Senshi | 44% | 222 |
| #5 | capslockDANIEL | 43% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SΔKURΔ | 51% | 222 |
| #2 | yaNkee :R | 50% | 272 |
| #3 | The Hoover | 45% | 139 |
| #4 | Senshi | 44% | 222 |
| #5 | capslockDANIEL | 43% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNkee :R | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Senshi | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | SΔKURΔ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | The Hoover | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | capslockDANIEL | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNkee :R | 521 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | SΔKURΔ | 424 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Senshi | 389 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | The Hoover | 113 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | capslockDANIEL | 75 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNkee :R | +3.92 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Batman #Back | +0.76 | 52 | 68 |
| #3 | SΔKURΔ | +0.55 | 65 | 74 |
| #4 | Senshi | -1.49 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | capslockDANIEL | -3.95 | 41 | 59 |





