








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1154 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2350 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2155 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,799,921 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥♥Sauucey♥♥ | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 50% | 82 |
| #3 | Vesterberg. | 49% | 263 |
| #4 | dabster hunter | 49% | 214 |
| #5 | scorpion | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 50% | 82 |
| #3 | Vesterberg. | 49% | 263 |
| #4 | dabster hunter | 49% | 214 |
| #5 | scorpion | 48% | 27 |
| #6 | Sauucey | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabster hunter | 38 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Vesterberg. | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 13 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Sauucey | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | scorpion | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabster hunter | 539 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 218 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Vesterberg. | 136 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sauucey | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | scorpion | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥♥Sauucey♥♥ | +1.49 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | dabster hunter | +1.40 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | Maltisen | +1.14 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | +1.03 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Sauucey | -0.15 | 73 | 60 |





