








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1556 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3717 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1358 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3852 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,557,728 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauucey | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 54% | 170 |
| #3 | ɹǝdsɐƆ | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | Maltisen | 49% | 263 |
| #5 | dabster hunter | 49% | 386 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauucey | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 54% | 170 |
| #3 | ɹǝdsɐƆ | 49% | 140 |
| #4 | Maltisen | 49% | 263 |
| #5 | dabster hunter | 49% | 386 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabster hunter | 63 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Maltisen | 56 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 31 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | ɹǝdsɐƆ | 29 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Sauucey | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabster hunter | 934 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | 487 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Maltisen | 180 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sauucey | 157 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | ɹǝdsɐƆ | 120 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proud Ikea Member 2024 | +2.15 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | dabster hunter | +1.74 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | ɹǝdsɐƆ | +1.28 | 69 | 42 |
| #4 | Maltisen | +1.15 | 72 | 41 |
| #5 | Sauucey | +0.74 | 70 | 62 |





