








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 952 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10716 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9349 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11550 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7875 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,004 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fung3i | 50% | 349 |
| #2 | Falkenberg | 49% | 350 |
| #3 | Tassen | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | Juandeag | 48% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fung3i | 50% | 349 |
| #2 | Falkenberg | 49% | 350 |
| #3 | Tassen | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | Juandeag | 48% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkenberg | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Juandeag | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fung3i | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Tassen | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkenberg | 778 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Fung3i | 689 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Juandeag | 300 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tassen | 287 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkenberg | +1.72 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | FunGiKev | +0.78 | 50 | 73 |
| #3 | Juandeag | -0.87 | 50 | 55 |
| #4 | Fung3i | -1.01 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Tassen | -1.55 | 61 | 53 |





