








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4395 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3510 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3045 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,700 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fweewoom | 58% | 206 |
| #2 | martingamer73 | 58% | 359 |
| #3 | Martin Luther Ping | 53% | 124 |
| #4 | lirrics | 51% | 142 |
| #5 | krunds | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lirrics | 51% | 142 |
| #5 | krunds | 50% | 44 |
| #6 | cReamy | 47% | 43 |
| #7 | James Doakes | 43% | 35 |
| #8 | Das Auto. | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fweewoom | 101 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | martingamer73 | 97 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | Martin Luther Ping | 22 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | James Doakes | 18 | 0.0279 |
| #5 | lirrics | 13 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martingamer73 | 805 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | fweewoom | 420 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | cReamy | 153 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | krunds | 150 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | lirrics | 134 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krunds | +7.16 | 96 | 67 |
| #2 | fweewoom | +6.58 | 78 | 39 |
| #3 | martingamer73 | +1.53 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | cReamy | +1.21 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | James Doakes | +0.43 | 59 | 28 |





